Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Whispa is back

After a successful campaign at this years Glastonbury led by, of all people, Iggy and the Stooges the Whispa chocolate bar from cadburys has been released into the general confectionary population. Scrapped in 2003 but rare since 1999 the Whispa, a dense aerated chocolate bar, was killed off due to unpopularity. But now its back. For revenge.

I imagine it went something like this...
Dave the unemployed Whispa executive gets a call from Cadburys HQ. It's time for you to get back on the horse Dave, they say. Better sober up son. Two cadburys management types bust through his bedsit door and throw him in the cold shower. It's the festival crowd, Dave. They've demanded the Whispa. Within a week Dave's snorting cocoa powder off of Berty Bassett's thighs and riding around in his newly refurbished Delorean.

Anyway... they remain disgusting.
I should know. I just ate one.

Here's a picture of it.


9 comments:

Cunzy11 said...

I didn't know it had gone let alone come back.
Oh man must be all the selling out I've been doing recently. I don't notice what the little people are up to.

Jawatron said...

Yeah... and i give you the chance to redeem yourself with a witty and clever comment...

Cunzy11 said...

You're all about the giving. In a fully gay way that was funnier before you came out.

Jawatron said...

Hilarious in that pre-teenage scrawled on pencil case aesthetic.

Cunzy11 said...

Ah! Those were the days.

Sabrina S said...

but what does it look like without the wrapper?

Cunzy11 said...

Is the latter half of October and all of November the new Septmber?

Richie said...

Dude... "Wispa" the picture even spells it out for you.

reflection said...

man i found it soo funny. al try reading all yo stuff.